A Jeremy Kyle Show guest explained their bizarre method of measuring penis size today using potatoes.
Karen was back on the show to prove Lance had sex with her and claimed he was only a one potato.
Viewers will remember that Paul, who is married to Pamela Anderson, denied having relations with her on last week’s show and claimed her child didn’t belong to his brother Lance.
Presenter Jeremy was shocked by the potato discovery and revealed how big his manhood really is.
Speaking about Paul’s size, Karen said: “He’s a one potato. And my husband’s a two-and-a-half potato. He’s tiny.”
Confused Jezza learnt that a “one potato” is the size of a fist.
Revealing how well endowed he is, the presenter said: “One potato, two potato, three potato more. That’s me.”
He then got confirmation from Lance, who was sat in the audience, that he was a two-and-a-half potato man.”
They quickly got back to the reason for being there, as Karen explained that she was “f*** buddies” with Paul for two months.
He adamantly denied the allegations, but Karen brought her son John on to reveal he witnessed the pair in action.
The lie detector test results backed this up and proved that Paul was lying and had slept with Karen.
Jeremy Kyle viewers took to Twitter after discovering the penis measuring system.
One viewer said: “I’ve never known for guys to measure their dick size with the ‘one potato two potato’ method lol”
Another added: “One potato, two potato, three potato, four… Learn something new everyday on @itvjeremykyle”
A third said: “#jeremykyle any lads out there packing a bag of spuds? Call me!”
*The Jeremy Kyle Show airs weekdays on ITV at 9.25am